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Upfronts Quiz: Fox
An embarrassment of riches! Fox has revealed their new lineup today as well, so we get a double quiz. Wait, Fox's lineup? This is more like an embarrassment of embarrassment... (Read more.)
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Upfronts Quiz: CBS
CBS came to play with a juicy, wriggling handful of new shows for this fall, or next midseason, or maybe never. Let's guess! (Read more.)
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Wed, May 14
Upfronts Quiz: CW
We all expected a light fall season because of the WGA strike, but did it have to be this bad? Why do they hate us? (Read more.)
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Tue, May 13
Upfronts Quiz: ABC
Upfronts Quiz Week 2008 kicks off with a handful of offerings from ABC! (Read more.)
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There's No Magic Wand—4:58 PM
Alan Wurtzel, the head of research for NBC:
“Honestly, if I could wish away the DVR, I would,” Mr. Wurtzel added. “But I can’t. It’s growing.”
Overall, the tone of the article is not as pointedly anti-audience. Mainly it's another woe-be-the-networks kind of thing. Granted, they have a tough challenge. But the answer is better television, not restricted audience freedom.
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Mon, May 12
Final Lecture: The Jury
The Survivor fans vs. favorites season is over at last! Let's take a look at how it broke down, then read a book or something to wash the stink off our brains. (Read more.)
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Thu, May 8
There Will Be Movies Next Summer
The Onion's A.V. Club has gone off a cliff defending its flimsy premise about the state of the summer blockbuster in 2008. (Read more.)
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Whenever anyone says “I can’t,” it makes me wish he’d get stung to death by about ten thousand bees. When he says “I’ll try,” five thousand bees. (“I can,” one bee.)
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (DVD)
# Scrubs creator Bill Lawrence on the move to ABC Some interesting dish. My favorite question: "Will it still be a comedy?"
# The latest Mars probe has a twitter account. Oh, NASA. I thought you were better than this.
The Selfish Gene (Book)
# Ratatouille as a Metaphorical History of Disney and Pixar There's a Journal of Cartoon Over-analyzations? AND I WASN'T INFORMED???
# Apple's Jon Ive lends Pixar a hand designing robots for Wall-E. Probably the most-linked article I've ever seen that didn't involve Ron Paul. (No major plot details, in case you're in spoiler lockdown mode like me.)
# You know what I hate? Do people really respond to "missed connections" ads? If so, this guy is going to get an avalanche of false positives.
Bee Boy on BSYNW: Miss Guided
Brandon on Upfronts Quiz: ABC
Joe Mulder on Final Lecture: The Jury
Bee Boy on Under the Rug
"Nia Harris" on Under the Rug
Bee Boy on Clues on How I Met Your Mother
Joe Mulder on Clues on How I Met Your Mother
"Paul" on By the way, did I mention? Fuck Best Buy.
Joe Mulder on Big McLargehuge
…is out for servicing.
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