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There used to be a blog here, but now…who has the time? Here are the last five great movies I saw:

Captain America: The Winter Soldier Movie, Wed, Apr 9 4 1/2 stars (88/100)
Wet Hot American Summer Video, Fri, Mar 14 4 1/2 stars (85/100)
Clear History App, Mon, Feb 24 4 stars (84/100)
The LEGO Movie Movie, Sun, Feb 9 4 1/2 stars (88/100)
Wreck-It Ralph Video, Thu, Jan 9 4 1/2 stars (89/100)

And here are some other recent books and movies:

Django Unchained Wed 4/16 3 1/2 stars (65/100)
The Cabin in the Woods Tue 4/8 3 1/2 stars (74/100)
Turbo Tue 3/4 2 stars (38/100)
Despicable Me 2 Thu 2/27 3 1/2 stars (66/100)
Cat People Mon 2/3 1 1/2 stars (30/100)
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Here’s some stuff I posted on Twitter:

This new Race mode is awesome! If you didn't already want #AnkiDrive you should now! pic.twitter.com/IWddrur0bE about 13 hours ago

#AnkiDrive scores! Trouncing my love @shkn_not_strrd -- it doesn't happen often! pic.twitter.com/j4oQbuligu about 13 hours ago

KILL YOURSELF. // RT @BScenex: “A young Matthew Perry, Jennifer Aniston, Matt LeBlanc, 1 day ago

Django Unchained (2012) ★★★½☆ (65/100) onebee.com/u/a8k #onebeestars 3 days ago

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Sun, October 7

Fake Country Lyrics—1:56 PM

A long car ride. A slumbering wife. Nothing better to do.

That's how I came up with these two fake verses for a fake country song. I don't have a chorus yet, but they're all pretty interchangeable so just substitute your favorite one.

(Of course they don't make any sense. That's how I knew it was a country song.)

They're playin BTO here at the OTB
Makin everybody feel ill at ease
But if this POS would follow SOP
Then we could all forget about it

Next year the CMAs will air on AMC
Somethin bout that plan don't sit right with me
Hook up your DSL and drop some LSD
And you can just forget about it

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Whenever anyone says “I can’t,” it makes me wish he’d get stung to death by about ten thousand bees. When he says “I’ll try,” five thousand bees. (“I can,” one bee.)

—Jack Handey

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