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There used to be a blog here, but now…who has the time? Here are the last five great movies I saw:

Ratatouille Tue, Oct 7 5 stars (96/100)
Captain Phillips Fri, Oct 3 4 stars (83/100)
Monsters University Thu, Aug 14 4 1/2 stars (91/100)
L.A. Confidential Thu, Aug 14 5 stars (96/100)
Guardians of the Galaxy Tue, Aug 5 4 stars (83/100)

And here are some other recent books and movies:

X-Men: Days of Future Past Thu 10/2 3 1/2 stars (74/100)
A Monster in Paris Wed 10/1 2 1/2 stars (52/100)
A Million Ways to Die in the West Wed 10/1 3 stars (60/100)
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues Mon 9/29 2 stars (44/100)
Blades of Glory Fri 9/19 3 1/2 stars (69/100)

Here’s some stuff I posted on Twitter:

I get the impression writing TV commercials is the easiest job in the world. (Are any of them still written by humans?) 19 days ago

Captain Phillips (2013) ★★★★☆ (83/100) onebee.com/u/a9g #onebeestars 21 days ago

X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) ★★★½☆ (74/100) onebee.com/u/a9f #onebeestars 21 days ago

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Sun, October 7

Fake Country Lyrics—1:56 PM

A long car ride. A slumbering wife. Nothing better to do.

That's how I came up with these two fake verses for a fake country song. I don't have a chorus yet, but they're all pretty interchangeable so just substitute your favorite one.

(Of course they don't make any sense. That's how I knew it was a country song.)

They're playin BTO here at the OTB
Makin everybody feel ill at ease
But if this POS would follow SOP
Then we could all forget about it

Next year the CMAs will air on AMC
Somethin bout that plan don't sit right with me
Hook up your DSL and drop some LSD
And you can just forget about it


Whenever anyone says “I can’t,” it makes me wish he’d get stung to death by about ten thousand bees. When he says “I’ll try,” five thousand bees. (“I can,” one bee.)

—Jack Handey

This is the most recent thing I posted here. It may be so outdated that it’s completely irrelevant.

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