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There used to be a blog here, but now…who has the time? Here are the last five great movies I saw:

Chef Thu, Jul 3 4 stars (84/100)
They Came Together Mon, Jun 30 4 stars (83/100)
Edge of Tomorrow Sun, Jun 8 4 stars (84/100)
Jack Reacher Wed, Apr 30 4 1/2 stars (88/100)
Captain America: The Winter Soldier Wed, Apr 9 4 stars (83/100)

And here are some other recent books and movies:

A Brony Tale Sun 7/20 1 1/2 stars (30/100)
Side by Side Sun 7/20 3 stars (59/100)
Snowpiercer Thu 7/17 2 1/2 stars (50/100)
Seven Psychopaths Sat 7/12 1 1/2 stars (34/100)
True Lies Sun 7/6 4 stars (79/100)
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Here’s some stuff I posted on Twitter:

I dislike date/timer UIs where 59 doesn’t roll over to 00, but I wish the ones that get it right would at least pause there. 4 days ago

People who say “forward slash”, how often do you specifically delineate “right-side-up exclamation point”? 4 days ago

The scanner becomes the scanned! campl.us/rq6X 10 days ago

A Brony Tale (2014) ★½☆☆☆ (30/100) onebee.com/u/a8w #onebeestars 11 days ago

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Sun, October 7

Fake Country Lyrics—1:56 PM

A long car ride. A slumbering wife. Nothing better to do.

That's how I came up with these two fake verses for a fake country song. I don't have a chorus yet, but they're all pretty interchangeable so just substitute your favorite one.

(Of course they don't make any sense. That's how I knew it was a country song.)

They're playin BTO here at the OTB
Makin everybody feel ill at ease
But if this POS would follow SOP
Then we could all forget about it

Next year the CMAs will air on AMC
Somethin bout that plan don't sit right with me
Hook up your DSL and drop some LSD
And you can just forget about it

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Whenever anyone says “I can’t,” it makes me wish he’d get stung to death by about ten thousand bees. When he says “I’ll try,” five thousand bees. (“I can,” one bee.)

—Jack Handey

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