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There used to be a blog here, but now…who has the time? Here are the last five great movies I saw:

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Video, Thu, May 16 4 stars (84/100)
Jack Reacher Video, Sun, May 5 4 1/2 stars (87/100)
Shooter Video, Thu, May 2 4 1/2 stars (85/100)
Jurassic Park Movie, Mon, Apr 8 5 stars (99/100)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit Disc, Wed, Mar 27 4 1/2 stars (89/100)

And here are some other recent books and movies:

A Serious Man Fri 6/14 3 1/2 stars (72/100)
The Bourne Legacy Thu 5/16 3 1/2 stars (69/100)
After Porn Ends Mon 5/13 2 stars (35/100)
Iron Man 3 Mon 5/6 3 1/2 stars (69/100)
Beauty Is Embarrassing Mon 5/6 3 1/2 stars (68/100)
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Here’s some stuff I posted on Twitter:

If you don’t already want this I have no idea what to say… #clearlylyingaboutquittingtheWWDCtweets #lastonethough itun.es/us/63JLM.i 9 days ago

(Of course, Compass is truly horrible, also. And Newsstand, Game Center, and Reminders could be a lot better.) #okreallydone #WWDC 9 days ago

OK non-geeks last #WWDC post I promise. Hoping we get a mea-culpa letter from Cook for that Mobile Safari icon like we got for Maps. #boom 9 days ago

Much to love in iOS 7, but let's hope the garish colors are toned down in future releases just as the pinstripes/bubbles of OS X were. #WWDC 10 days ago

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Sun, October 7

Fake Country Lyrics—1:56 PM

A long car ride. A slumbering wife. Nothing better to do.

That's how I came up with these two fake verses for a fake country song. I don't have a chorus yet, but they're all pretty interchangeable so just substitute your favorite one.

(Of course they don't make any sense. That's how I knew it was a country song.)

They're playin BTO here at the OTB
Makin everybody feel ill at ease
But if this POS would follow SOP
Then we could all forget about it

Next year the CMAs will air on AMC
Somethin bout that plan don't sit right with me
Hook up your DSL and drop some LSD
And you can just forget about it

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Whenever anyone says “I can’t,” it makes me wish he’d get stung to death by about ten thousand bees. When he says “I’ll try,” five thousand bees. (“I can,” one bee.)

—Jack Handey

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