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July 22, 2005

Baron von Funny

Last week, Yankees rookie starting pitcher Chien-Ming Wang was put on the 15-day DL with inflammation in his right shoulder.

So this week's topic:

Headlines That Less Mature Sports Editors Might Have Run Regarding Wang's Injury

– Dysfunctional Wang Will See No Action for Next Two Weeks (Brandon)

– Wang's Stiffness Continues Despite Treatments (Brad)

– Yankees Take One Right in the Wang (Mike)

– Prolonged Wang Stiffness a Growing Problem in Yankee Clubhouse (Sean)

– Swollen Wang to Spend 15 Days Away From Mound (D.J.)

– Inflammed Wang Leaves Yankees Feeling Limp (Brandon)

– Strained Wang Was Overused, Torre Says (Mike)

– Wang's Inflammation Causes a Pull Out (Kyle)

– Inflamed Wang Not to Be Used for Two Weeks, Jeter Marking Days on Calendar (Sean)

– Trip to DL Means No Balls For Wang (Mike)

– Wang Rehab: Lots of Stretching and Massage (Brandon)

– Steinbrenner's Young Wang Unhealthy (Sean)

– Wang's Inflammation Impairs Performance (Brad)

– Rehabbing Wang Anxious for Action (Sean)

– Excessive Use of Wang Injures Shoulder (Mike)

– Torre Being Cautious With Inexperienced Wang (Brandon)

– Did the Yankees Handle Wang Properly? (Sean)

– Wang Likely Hurt Due to Overuse by Yanks (Brandon)

– No One Will Have Fun Tonight, No One Will Wang Chung Tonight (Mike)

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