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Movies, 2005

Title Rating Date
1 Junebug (Movie) 4 1/2 stars (94/100) 08.06.05
2 Shopgirl (Movie) 4 1/2 stars (93/100) 10.21.05
3 Mr. & Mrs. Smith (Movie) 4 1/2 stars (91/100) 06.11.05
4 The Girl in the Café (Netflix) 4 1/2 stars (89/100) 07.25.10
5 Walk the Line (Disc) 4 1/2 stars (88/100) 08.20.06
6 Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (Netflix) 4 1/2 stars (87/100) 10.26.06
7 The 40-Year-Old Virgin (Movie) 4 1/2 stars (87/100) 08.19.05
8 Stephen Tobolowsky's Birthday Party (Movie) 4 1/2 stars (87/100) 05.21.05
9 Brick (Netflix) 4 1/2 stars (86/100) 08.24.06
10 War of the Worlds (Movie) 4 1/2 stars (86/100) 07.03.05
11 Magnificent Desolation: Walking on the Moon 3D (Movie) 4 1/2 stars (85/100) 09.30.05
12 Me and You and Everyone We Know (Video) 4 stars (84/100) 12.07.07
13 Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (Netflix) 4 stars (84/100) 01.18.07
14 Serenity (Movie) 4 stars (84/100) 10.01.05
15 Capote (Netflix) 4 stars (82/100) 04.05.07
16 Batman Begins (Movie) 4 stars (82/100) 06.15.05
17 A History of Violence (Movie) 4 stars (81/100) 10.08.05
18 Proof (Movie) 4 stars (80/100) 10.07.05
19 Up for Grabs (Movie) 4 stars (80/100) 05.14.05
20 Transporter 2 (Netflix) 4 stars (78/100) 08.28.10
21 Jesus Camp (Netflix) 4 stars (78/100) 06.10.07
22 The Squid and the Whale (Netflix) 4 stars (78/100) 03.08.07
23 The O Tapes (Movie) 4 stars (78/100) 05.20.06
24 Munich (Movie) 4 stars (78/100) 02.16.06
25 Sin City (Movie) 4 stars (77/100) 04.02.05
26 Wedding Crashers (Movie) 4 stars (76/100) 07.16.05
27 Hard Candy (Netflix) 4 stars (75/100) 02.02.07
28 Broken Flowers (Netflix) 4 stars (75/100) 06.20.06
29 Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story (Netflix) 3 1/2 stars (74/100) 11.02.06
30 Just Friends (Movie) 3 1/2 stars (74/100) 11.23.05
31 Red Eye (Movie) 3 1/2 stars (74/100) 09.04.05
32 The Baxter (Netflix) 3 1/2 stars (72/100) 07.11.06
33 V for Vendetta (Movie) 3 1/2 stars (72/100) 04.29.06
34 Match Point (Movie) 3 1/2 stars (72/100) 01.31.06
35 In Her Shoes (Movie) 3 1/2 stars (71/100) 10.07.05
36 Derailed (Video) 3 1/2 stars (70/100) 09.16.06
37 Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic (Netflix) 3 1/2 stars (69/100) 01.03.07
38 Sahara (Movie) 3 1/2 stars (69/100) 04.09.05
39 Happy Endings (Movie) 3 1/2 stars (67/100) 07.24.05
40 Reefer Madness! (Netflix) 3 1/2 stars (66/100) 01.13.09
41 Ice Princess (Video) 3 1/2 stars (66/100) 09.17.06
42 Thank You for Smoking (Movie) 3 1/2 stars (66/100) 04.23.06
43 Zathura (Video) 3 1/2 stars (65/100) 09.16.06
44 Thumbsucker (Movie) 3 stars (64/100) 09.30.05
45 The Brothers Grimm (Netflix) 3 stars (63/100) 01.18.10
46 Waiting... (Netflix) 3 stars (63/100) 04.12.07
47 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Movie) 3 stars (62/100) 04.30.05
48 Jarhead (Movie) 3 stars (60/100) 11.05.05
49 Strangers with Candy (Movie) 2 1/2 stars (54/100) 08.14.06
50 Madagascar (Movie) 2 1/2 stars (54/100) 05.28.05
51 Syriana (Movie) 2 1/2 stars (53/100) 12.07.05
52 Freeze Out (Movie) 2 1/2 stars (53/100) 10.12.05
53 Good Night, and Good Luck (Movie) 2 1/2 stars (53/100) 10.08.05
54 The Island (Movie) 2 1/2 stars (53/100) 07.30.05
55 Tim Burton's Corpse Bride (Movie) 2 1/2 stars (49/100) 09.23.05
56 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (Movie) 2 1/2 stars (49/100) 07.14.05
57 The Ice Harvest (Netflix) 2 stars (44/100) 10.05.06
58 Flightplan (Video) 2 stars (43/100) 09.19.06
59 Inside Deep Throat (Movie) 2 stars (43/100) 02.20.05
60 The Aristocrats (Movie) 2 stars (42/100) 07.30.05
61 Crash (Netflix) 2 stars (41/100) 03.05.06
62 The Ringer (Movie) 2 stars (41/100) 01.05.06
63 Kicking & Screaming (Netflix) 2 stars (41/100) 11.14.05
64 Mr. 3000 (Video) 2 stars (40/100) 09.22.06
65 The Dukes of Hazzard (Netflix) 2 stars (39/100) 12.16.05
66 Chicken Little (Video) 2 stars (38/100) 09.18.06
67 Robots (Movie) 2 stars (37/100) 03.14.05
68 Fuck (Movie) 1 1/2 stars (34/100) 05.18.06
69 Everything Is Illuminated (Disc) 1 1/2 stars (30/100) 06.04.06
70 King Kong (Netflix) 1 1/2 stars (25/100) 05.05.07
71 The Matador (Netflix) 1 1/2 stars (25/100) 09.01.06
72 Fantastic Four (Movie) 1 1/2 stars (25/100) 07.16.05
73 Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (Movie) 1 star (23/100) 06.04.05

Books, 2005

Title Rating Date
1 The Areas of My Expertise 4 1/2 stars (86/100) 03.04.07
2 The Truth (with jokes) 4 stars (84/100) 01.02.06
3 McSweeney's #18 4 stars (80/100) 07.08.06
4 Blink 4 stars (76/100) 03.30.07
5 The Shroud of the Thwacker 3 1/2 stars (74/100) 03.28.07
6 Mermaid Park 3 1/2 stars (73/100) 12.22.05
7 The Better of McSweeney's 3 1/2 stars (71/100) 05.24.06
8 Oblivion 3 1/2 stars (67/100) 07.10.06
9 Fifty Degrees Below 3 1/2 stars (66/100) 07.01.07
10 The Scorpion's Gate 3 stars (59/100) 03.25.07
11 Carrying the Torch 2 1/2 stars (53/100) 05.18.08
12 McSweeney's #15 2 stars (39/100) 12.11.05
13 The Brief and Frightening Reign of Phil 1/2 star (12/100) 06.19.06
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