Mon, October 20

Sailors Fighting in a Dance Hall

We've come to the end of this year's Annual TiVo Gauntlet of New Fall Programming. Another week or two, and the mid-season gauntlet begins! (Read more.)

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Sun, October 19

We Hardly Knew Ye—11:41 AM

It should come as no surprise that there is a preponderance of McCain yard signs here in Florida. This week, though, one neighbor put out his annual Halloween decorations a little too close to his political signs. The combined result is amusing – and more than a little prescient.

Rest in peace, McCain/Palin ticket. It was fun while it lasted.

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Thu, October 16

Top Ten TV Shows, 2007-2008 Season

My favorite TV shows for the past year, and a compelling argument why you should not give up on TV. TV is awesome. (Read more.)

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Wed, October 15

With a Bullet

Valentine surprised me in this week's tardy entry from the Annual TiVo Gauntlet of New Fall Programming. (Read more.)

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Sat, October 4

God damn, I love George Bush—1:56 PM

George Bush Intercontinental Airport in Houston, that is. After suffering through the din of noise pollution at Hartsfield-Jackson in Atlanta and Logan Airport in Boston during my September trips, it was a welcome oasis of calm.

I don't know where the research is that says we need Muzak behind every goddamn experience we have as a culture, but apparently the folks in Atlanta and Boston have bought into it but good. On top of that, there's the endless chatter of CNN Airport Edition ("WHAT DO MIDDLE-CLASS SINGLE MOM ENTREPRENEUR MIDDLE CHILDREN THINK OF SARAH PALIN! ALSO, DOGS THAT LOOK LIKE THEIR OWNERS!"), a brain-numbing loop of recorded security advisories delivered in a monotone (in case we somehow missed the security situation), and that fucking nonstop electric cart beeping. Then over all that clamor, occasionally someone will get on a rusty old CB radio and squawk some sort of pivotal gate change announcement that none of us can hear because we've stuffed our fingers into our ears up to our wrists to drown out all the other nonsense.

Not so at IAH, folks! The carts are whisper-quiet and the attendants actually know how to drive them so they don't need to be constantly shooing people out of the way (though they'll politely say "Excuse me" if they must). There's no music and no recorded announcements, and no TV. It's like a friggin' spa weekend in there. I was dreading my three-hour layover there on the way home, but now I'm looking forward to it more than anything! Well done, crazy Texans. Well done.

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