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Mon, January 4, 2010
"I'm going to take Conveyor Belt of Love very seriously, because I want to find my guy."
Yes, her name is Angelique. Of course, she has ridiculous fake tits and huge blond hair. Astonishingly no, she is not an Amy Poehler sketch character!
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Bee Boy — Mon, 1/4/10 10:33pm
Awesomest guy so far: "I'm a sucker for blondes, but boobs don't do anything for me, so… sorry Angelique." He's an engineer!
(If more than one girl selects a suitor off the belt, then it's guys' choice.)
Joe Mulder — Tue, 1/5/10 1:04am
I really, really enjoy the fact that they just went ahead and called the show CONVEYOR BELT OF LOVE. Like, they're not even going to bother to try and make you think it's not what it is. The only way we could top this is a show called AH, FUCK IT.
Bee Boy — Tue, 1/5/10 9:23am
It worked, because the only reason I TiVo'd it was that I saw Conveyor Belt of Love on the program guide and thought, "I have to see this." It was exactly as dismal as predicted, but worth watching once, just for that name.
The most unfortunate thing is that the guys were allowed to step off the conveyor belt to pitch woo at the ladies. If they wanted to give the men more time, they should've just widened the stage. To me, if you advertise a "conveyor belt of love," you're promising guys in constant motion. (I was hoping to see at least one moment of frenzy akin to that famous I Love Lucy clip.) Just using the belt to move them on- and off-stage is no better than having them walk on- and off-stage. The glimmering potential of reality-romance-competition-TV has yet again been squandered.