Sun, March 28, 2004

2004 Baseball Preview (In Rhyme!) [Athletic Reporter]

Arksie continues to demonstrate why someone should just give him a damn job writing witty things about sports for a ridiculous salary already, so I can go ahead and commence the process of riding his coattails to fame, fortune, and the accompanying sexually adventuresome female hangers-on.

Especially noteworthy: "If [the Yankees] don't win the Series, I'll consider it a blessing,/ Then laugh as hard as I don't at any shows with Debra Messing."

Ernest Lawrence Thayer, eat your heart out.

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