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I had an appointment with the optometrist Monday morning, and when she started doing her thing, I had to work hard to stifle a giggle. I'm always reminded of an appearance by Todd Barry on Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist (it might be Marc Maron instead of Barry; Joe will correct me), in which he describes sleeping with an optometrist and all night she's saying, "Better like this, or better like this?"

My optometrist is really cute, by the way. She reminds me of a slightly sexier Sofia Coppola. (Which both of them would probably resent, since my guess is that Dr. Asemi is Persian, while Sofia is Italian. But if you saw them together, you'd agree there's a resemblance.)

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Joe MulderWed, 3/10/04 6:55pm

I'm almost positive that it was Carol Leifer.

Bee BoyWed, 3/10/04 7:08pm

What'd I tell you folks? If you can possibly afford it, get an Arksie of your own. I'm telling you, I couldn't live without mine.

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