Wed, March 31, 2004
Maggie Haskins, you've missed your shot—12:01 PM
Just a brief announcement that I have officially shifted all of my ridiculous, unrequited, fantasy love from Maggie Haskins to 23-year-old Thomasin Franken, as a result of her brief phone appearance on her father Al Franken's radio show today. She was only on "The O'Franken Factor" for a couple of minutes, but she couldn't have been sweeter or more adoring of her awesome dad. Maggie, it's been fun, and good luck with everything. Thomasin, email me.

 

LilSis — Thu, 4/1/04 12:44pm
And Thomasin has the added benefit of being a Duke grad (only a year behind yours truly) so I think she is much deserving of you adoration.
"Jay Mars" — Sun, 5/30/04 9:59pm
Girls who love their dads.. How well adjusted is that?! They'll spare you much anguish.. then again maybe not.