Joe Mulder — Wed, 4/7/04 12:40pm

They really just need to go WWE with this thing; at the Republican convention, McCain introduces Bush. Bush comes out to speak, and then Kerry's music hits (as announcer Jim Ross sputters, "What the – that... that's John Kerry's music! He's not scheduled to be here tonight, folks!"). Kerry gets in Bush's face, then McCain gets in Kerry's face. It looks like two-on-one against Kerry, but, when Bush isn't looking, McCain grabs a steel chair. As Bush and Kerry are jawing, McCain taps Bush on the shoulder, Bush turns around, and WHAM! McCain then rips open his shirt to reveal, underneath, a t-shirt with the Democrat donkey logo. McCain and Kerry join hands and hoist them high above their heads as the crowd goes apoplectic with rage (Ross: "No! NO! John McCain has just laid out President Bush! That son of a bitch!"), and...

FADE OUT.