Mon, July 12, 2004
onebee for all, not all bees for one...—9:13 AM
It's come to our attention that, over the weekend, one of onebee.com's readers was attacked by a bee.
We'd like to take this opportunity to point out that the actions and opinions of this rogue bee do not represent those of the onebee.com community, nor in fact of bees in general. We sincerely regret any discomfort suffered by this long-standing, faithful reader – and we hope that the ordeal will not sour him on the onebee.com experience.
"AC" — Mon, 7/12/04 12:55pm
At least the lump on my head makes me remember to check the site. :-)
"Grant" — Mon, 7/12/04 2:30pm
I know this "AC" too, and believe me, he was asking for it.
Bee Boy — Sat, 5/16/09 6:41pm
Mrs. Onebee-to-Be MaryBeth was just attacked by another of these bee extremists – a rare double-sting in fact. Rogue bees, hear me well: onebee.com categorically and unequivocally condemns these actions. Support the troops!
Brandon — Sun, 5/17/09 7:17pm
I didn't even know this was a thing. Does your authority have a statute of limitations? Because I got stung late last summer. (Also, the surprise attack made me shriek like a little girl in my own backyard – additional mental anguish and suffering!)
Bee Boy — Mon, 5/18/09 7:18am
We'll note it in the file, but sadly we don't have a payment schedule for reparations or anything yet.