Mon, August 23, 2004
This Made My Monday—9:59 AM
It's no secret that I can't stand Michelle Malkin. This clip of her on Hardball with Chris Matthews (and accompanying analysis) is priceless. Do people take her seriously? God, I hope not. Because implying that Kerry shot himself on purpose to win a Purple Heart based on an unfounded rhetorical speculation in a muckraking anti-Kerry book... why, that's the sort of verbal trickery that Michael Moore is always getting called out for!
Michelle Malkin [Oliver Willis]
Joe Mulder — Mon, 8/23/04 12:05pm
Why did no one tell me that Michelle Malkin was ridiculously hot? Come on, people!
Bee Boy — Mon, 8/23/04 12:13pm
Tammy Pescatelli, I'll give you. Mirna? That's harmless; you can think she's hot if you want. But Michelle Malkin?! I won't stand for it! I have no Athletic Reporter co-creator!
Joe Mulder — Mon, 8/23/04 2:33pm
You've quite obviously never seen her.
www.hillsdale.edu/newimprimis/2003/april/2Malkin_big.jpg
Bee Boy — Mon, 8/23/04 3:22pm
Never seen her? She's in the video. And while a still image can't convey this, you get to see that she's a raving psychotic. Which is, like, way unattractive.
Brandon — Mon, 8/23/04 3:52pm
I just don't see it, Joe. But to each his own, and lord knows I've got my own inexplicable crushes (see Stephanie "Monty" "Smitty" Birkitt on Letterman), so I'm hardly one to throw stones.
I do have to side with Jameson on one thing - with a few exceptions, crazy always trumps hot. And even though I've never met her and was only just introduced to her in this setting, I feel completely confident in labeling Malkin as quite clearly insane.
"Why are the pretty ones always insane?" - Chief Wiggum
Joe Mulder — Mon, 8/23/04 4:30pm
You know, there's a word for people who take into consideration someone's character traits when deciding whether or not that person is hot: women.
Bee Boy — Mon, 8/23/04 4:59pm
I heart Monty. I can't possibly see how such a crush would be considered inexplicable. Barbara Gaines, maybe. Even Alan Kalter. But Gunther? She's adorable!
Joe Mulder — Mon, 8/23/04 5:03pm
Let the record reflect that, while Michelle Malkin is super-hot, Ann Coulter looks like a human femur in a blonde wig.
"michwagn" — Tue, 8/24/04 12:35am
Monty is hot! Michelle Malkin is understandably hot, but she doesn't do it for me - sorry Joe. But who among us just doesn't want to squeeze the bejesus (sp?) out of Monty?