Thu, June 30, 2005

I heard Maria Sharapova would be playing Venus Williams at Wimbledon today, so I made sure to tune in.

Sure enough, NBC's coverage opens with a music-video montage of the two dancing, posing, and – yes – playing tennis, accompanied by Madonna's "Vogue".

Every so often, it's nice being exactly the mindless, lecherous schlub network television assumes me to be.

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"AC" — Sat, 7/2/05 10:25am

He he! My mom has been on a tear about Maria and her orgasmic screech every time she serves. "They should fine her or something!"

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