Fri, September 16, 2005
From Google They Come...—4:01 PM
One fun way that I procrastinate when I should be working on the onebee logging feature (one of the few tiny items that remain) is to peruse the basic site logs provided by Analog, which come free with my DreamHost account. The most entertaining aspect of these is the listing of which search engine queries brought viewers to the site. A few choice picks from this month so far:
By far the most popular search is chesty morgan which would take you to a Survivor recap from a couple of years ago, which I named after the extraordinarily well-endowed actress. I thought it was a funny – if dumb – pun, and I had no idea anyone knew who she was. Apparently, over the whole Internet, a few hundred people a month are looking for her.
bionicle fanfiction accounts for more than ten search queries this month. I'm overwhelmed that anyone would be searching for this, and in fact it negates the purpose of my having written any.
kiele sanchez pictures: If I had 'em, I'd share 'em, folks! She's a doll. Queries like this account for quite a portion of the list, and a healthy chunk of Internet searches in general. Kiele, Missy Peregrym, Evangeline Lilly, I get them all. The funny thing is, a Google result for Kiele Sanchez at onebee is probably going to lead you to my Fahrenheit 9/11 review, which is not at all what you're after.
masturbation to dakota fanning (This one is disturbing, even for me.)
