Wed, November 16, 2005
Full Count Dept.—10:31 AM
In a delicious twist of irony, Major League Baseball has announced a new "three strikes" rule as part of its tougher, more comprehensive drug testing policy.
Which led me to think: "three strikes" has been adopted in so many other situations, including repeat offenders of violent crimes. I wonder how many dangerous criminals we'd have walking our streets today if baseball had been invented with four strikes? Or how many lives would have been saved if it had only two?
Joe Mulder — Wed, 11/16/05 1:22pm
I'm not sure quite why, but, this reminds me of the t-shirt The Onion used to sell that said, "I'm Like a Chocoholic, But With Booze!"
Bee Boy — Wed, 11/16/05 2:20pm
Haha, yes... or like "gaydar" but with planes.