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Movie Math Dept.—9:22 AM

This kid from Oklahoma has come up with a formula for predicting box-office success, and he's got Hollywood studios interested. The prediction is only accurate 37% of the time (probably still beats Hollywood executives 5-to-1), and cannot account for intricacies of plot or character.

So, expect to see a lot of movies in the next four years which feature no plot or dialogue, just four "name" actors standing in front of a blank background, but with a very precisely calculated budget and a huge amount of CG effects.

Hooray, Hollywood studios! They never let us down! (By which I mean, they always live up to our expectation of being let down by them.)

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