"you know who" — Fri, 2/3/06 2:37pm

HEY YOU BASTARD! All those nights together meant nothing to you! I've been calling and calling and now, through ANOTHER MAN, I discover you are gone! How could you leave me without saying goodbye. Not even for the romantic dinner we were supposed to have after the holidays! I even bought candles the Little Mermaid soundtrack to set the mood (can you believe I didn't have it?!) I hope you and your TiVo system end up in an apartment where satellite dishes are forbidden and all neighbors are hot-young-beautiful latin-lovers whom you can't have and will remind you of me!