Tue, October 10, 2006
Toadying Martial Art Expert Volunteer Deputies on the Phone—4:45 PM
Burning my cell phone minutes to sell me on movies/DVDs I'm already planning to pay for: it's the new black.
One of you little tricksters – and I think I know who you are, but this time your name wasn't part of the message! – has instructed Mr. Dwight Shrute to call me and verbally harass me.
And I'm lovin' every minute of it!

Brandon — Wed, 10/11/06 1:53am
Yeah, they didn't offer a place to add the sender's name like the SoaP one d– aggghhh, I mean, I heard that they didn't offer a place to add the sender's name. Yep. (Claps hands in a self-satisfied, job-well-done manner and strolls off to the kitchen for a lovely beverage, confident in the knowlege that he has sufficiently covered his tracks and pulled the wool over Jameson's ey– eyiyiyiyiiiiiii, I mean, confident in the, uh... see, POV-wise I was using the third person to convey... ahhhh son of a bitch!)