Tue, May 29, 2007
Carlos Mencia strikes again!—3:39 PM
Someone posted a joke on his Flickr page (oo, hip!) about the ubiquity of Google's services: Google in 20 Years!
The thing is, I know for a fact Arksie made this joke at least three years ago, but an exhaustive search of e-mail, onebee comments, and The Athletic Reporter archives doesn't turn it up. So you'll have to take my word for it – wherearemycarkeys.yahoo.com is tm Joe Mulder.
(Note to people reading this more than five years in the future: there was once this thing called Yahoo! It was like Google, except someone put a movie executive in charge of it and then it went away.)

Joe Mulder — Wed, 5/30/07 12:33pm
Yeah, I've been saying it for a while, but I never put it in print. I'm still hanging on with Yahoo!, for movie times, maps, yellow pages and the lot. The thing was that Yahoo! knew everything; you could go to yahoo.com/wherediputmykeys, or yahoo.com/isthereagod.
Great minds...