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"Holly" — Fri, 1/12/07 6:54pm
This guy sounds like he's directly plagiarizing the exact rant I give to every single person I ever meet or have met in my entire life, especially but not limited to lank-haired English grad student morons. I mean, he's got it right down to the Shakespeare's-theaters-were-in-the-suspect-part-of-town observation and the not-all-TV-has-been-filtered-through-anthologists-yet section. I would have spelled Battlestar Galactica correctly, but otherwise, I could have written this. Hurray for this guy.
Bee Boy — Fri, 1/12/07 8:15pm
He he! Anthologists, exactly – I love it. "You mean you saw a bad TV show? I've seen hundreds, you oaf! Keep me posted next time you read a sub-par book – I'll help you burn down the library!"