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Thu, December 18

You Mean I'm Not a Filthy Hippie?

Did you miss me? I missed you! The upcoming break is playing havoc with my schedule, so posts are few and far between. (Got some great half-finished ones for later, though!) Anyway, onward! (Read more.)

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Sat, December 13

Bring It On

Finally! The good kind of Survivor nudity! We get Darrah topless, in a bikini, and in silk PJs. Add that cheerleader outfit Christa keeps mentioning, and you'd match the Darrah paper doll set I made on my computer. (Read more.)

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Tue, December 9

Angels in America

Well. If a Bullwinkle-balloon-sized Harvey Fierstein in drag didn't turn middle America away from live theatre permanently, this will definitely do it. HBO is officially full tilt on the pretentious unwatchable scale. (Read more.)

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Mon, December 8

The Simple Life

Fox's The Simple Life successfully illustrates what reality television should be. Two rich girls playing around in cow shit. It's not that what reality television should be is particularly fantastic, but this is it. (Read more.)

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Thu, December 4

The Great "Why?!"

I never tried the "dog ate my homework" trick or skipped an exam with a phony family emergency. If it turns out dead grandparents can be cashed in for millions, though, I'll be practicing the nunchaku for the holidays. (Read more.)

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Wed, December 3

Celebrity Poker Showdown

Like poker? Me too. Like celebrities? Me too! Won't you join me in viewing Bravo's new series which combines the best of both? If you hurry, they'll throw in Kevin Pollak's ingenious Christopher Walken impression. (Read more.)

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Tue, December 2

We'll Always Have Paris

Being wealthy and famous has all sorts of lovely benefits. Power, friends, limousines. Free everything. Backstage passes to Carrot Top. But, there is sort of a downside, too. (Read more.)

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