Sat, May 28, 2005

Restraining Orders for the Moderately Hot: The way this would work is, girls who look cute in bikinis from 100 paces (but not so much up close) would be forced to remain at a distance of 100 paces at all times. This way, they don't shatter the pretty fantasies that you've already got in your head when they start walking toward you on the beach and they don't live up to the hype.

This would be reduced to 50 paces if I don't have my glasses on.

We would also have a corollary for young ladies smoking cigarettes in public but coyly holding them out of view until after I've fallen in love with them, and then taking a long drag. Girls who smoke would be required to wear a T-shirt reading "I'm Smokin' (and not in the good way)" at all times. Or perhaps just print that on a burlap sack.

1 Comment (Add your comments)

"KOTC" — Tue, 5/31/05 7:30pm

I concur... on all counts.

Username (or e-mail):
Password:
remember me: just this session forever

Name:			Log in / Register to comment
e-mail:

Comments: (show/hide formatting tips)

Formatting is easy – just think how you might do it in e-mail:

Styled text	**bold** or *italic*	bold or italic
Quoted text	> Trump is so dumb.	Trump is so dumb.
Hyperlink	Go to <https://abc.com>	Go to https://abc.com
Film/TV Titles	(m: Titanic) or (t: Frasier)	Titanic or Frasier

Or you can get really fancy: read the Markdown guide for more tricks.

send me e-mail when new comments are posted