Wed, August 27

Even More Things...

Good news, everyone! Whether you like it or not, there are micro-rants to spew, and so ratings there shall be! (Read more.)

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Tue, August 26

That Kitty Is Juiced!

Just a few random updates. (The best kind!) There's really no thread to bind them, so how can I sum it up? I spent the whole weekend watching Sports Night, so forgive me if instead I just yell out "Two minutes back!" (Read more.)

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Sat, August 23

Things I Have an Opinion About, Cont'd

Okay, things got a little out of hand yesterday, but now we're back on track. A nice handful of micro-rants about things that I'm thinking about, complete with those entirely superfluous stars. (Read more.)

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Fri, August 22

Things I Have an Opinion About

The less said about this idea the better, but I set this up so I could write a series of short rants about stuff that's on my mind, then ended up spewing on the California recall for a few hundred words. More tomorrow! (Read more.)

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Wed, August 20

S.W.A.T.

Acronyms rarely use "and," but it's in the abbreviation of Special Weapons And Tactics. I call it Someone Wanted Acronym Tobepronounceable. It is; the characters in S.W.A.T. say "S.W.A.T." about a billion times. (Read more.)

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Tue, August 19

University of California Campuses

Effusive apologies for my absence, but I have been on vacation entertaining my lovely sister and attending a dear friend's wedding. I wanted to write about that first, but I find it's significantly faste– ratings! (Read more.)

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Wed, August 13

Gigli

Ben and Jennifer have been taking a beating over Gigli but I thought it was worthwhile to at least check it out and see what all the fuss is about. Somebody must be spiking the punch at the press screenings. (Read more.)

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Sun, August 10

Gay Stuff

It's currently Gay Days in the media because, like the Kobe case, the media's coverage is focusing on how much the media is covering homosexuality right now. It's enough to make you want to – ratings! (Read more.)

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Sat, August 9

The Brady Bunch

Anyone see the Kids in the Hall sketch where Kevin and Scott play book editors who go around critiquing everything they see? Are you sure? It was very funny. Well, I'm starting to feel like those two – more ratings! (Read more.)

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Wed, August 6

Gigli Reviews

Let's take a look at what some of the critics are saying about Gigli, the new movie starring Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez that is apparently an affront to all that filmmaking stands for. (Read more.)

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Tue, August 5

Elements of Housecleaning

The ratings extravaganza continues with a look at this week's primary activities – cleaning house. I don't hate cleaning like some people (my dust bunnies beg to differ) but some parts are more irritating than others. (Read more.)

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Mon, August 4

TiVo Season Passes

Hey, ho Trojans! It's time for another round of ratings... I'll select the category; I'll throw out my irrational and unsupported evaluations; you just sit back and soak it all in! (Read more.)

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Fri, August 1

I, Rump Roast

I'm for population control as much as the next guy, but I don't think I'd go so far as to eat the next guy in order to further that goal. (Read more.)

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